Model T2000

Yes folks the model T2000 is here!

Our latest artificial intelligence anatomical designed killing machine is equipped with the latest tactical thermo nuclear device launcher, superior night vision, and Tactical Jump Wings allowing for jumps of up to 500Km in a single leap. The T2000+ comes stylised with male or female anatomy while our flagship model, the T2000++ (shown above) also has realistic looking synthetic flesh highlights.

There is bound to be great interest in our new range. Pop down to your nearest T2000 stockist now for an early demonstration.

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God what a chore this turned out to be.

Then near completion I accidentally overwrote my files so I ended up doing it nearly twice.

Any way. It's done.

Commission for Moocplops.